A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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