- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Two planes walk into an office building

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