what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

The GOV and the WHO?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Julian Ha.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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