- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

women's rights

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

hashtags suck balls

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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