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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A train poops its pants.

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