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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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