- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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