- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

matt is fat

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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