That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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