Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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