What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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GOODBYE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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