What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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