why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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