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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Robin, Get in the Car

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Knock knock knock OCD

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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