Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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