What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Miscarriages.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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