- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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