- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Please don't shoot me

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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