What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Rush Limbaugh

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Anti Joke

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