- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Allah walked into AK Bar

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Christ is a conspiracy

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