- Anti Joke

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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