- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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