- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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