- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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