Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

spell backwards: taco cat

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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