- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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