What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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