Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Chuck Norris.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

can you pass the soap?

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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