what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Anti Joke

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