roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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butt sex

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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