- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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