roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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