- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Your mother is so fat.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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