A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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