- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A muslim paints Mohammed

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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