- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Gus's mom

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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