A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Justin beiber..

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

JUST KIDDING^

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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