- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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