- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

HELLO EVERYONE

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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