How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what are three short words? i a am

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Bacon is delcious.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Potassium? K.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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