Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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