Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

BIG PENIS

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

whats a joke

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Women's Rights

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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