- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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