- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What does two plus two equal? 4

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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