roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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