- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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