What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

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