- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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