- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Womens Rights

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

The EPA.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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