what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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